Foamer Breed Identifier Unit
Foamers are experts. Experts at every gosh darn thing. ESPECIALLY when it pertains to dogs. In fact- they can identify what a breed of dog is by carefully examining a random pile of dog poop with their Walmart CSI kits.
Lets watch these experts in action:
The Case of WTH kind of dog is this.
The Dog in question-
What does the actual rescue say about this dog?
HOLY BATMAN FOLKS! Are they describing a mutt??? A dog with multiple breeds all smoothed into one??
Well- Fear not!!! The Foamer Super Sleuthing Experts are here to save the day!!!!
What does Detective Steele deduce from the picture?
What does Detective Steele deduce from the picture?
Huh. Are you as impressed by her sleuthing skills as we are? Lets see what the rest of the Foamer gang says…
Yeah- totally despicable. I mean, according to Lucy ( a professional foamer breed identifier) it could possibly be part GSD, but then it totally looks like it could be mixed with a bully breed dog ( totally not the mastiff that was mentioned in the rescuers description…) but according to her breed identifier downloaded off Daxtonsfriends.org ran by the Top Dog Expert Jeff D Borchardt should just be called a pit bull/pit mix. ( According to our inside sources, their residential psychic Colleen Lynn, has predicted this dog will be 100% guaranteed to go all “pit” and is so sure of it she already typed up the anticipated attack date and ready to post it to dogsbite.org.)
Now we see the Foamer gang wrapping up their investigation-
CONCLUSION
All rescuers are liars, this cute pooch is 100% pit bull or ATLEAST 82% pit that has been slated by them to go “pit” one day and should be euthanized instead of adopting. Just to be safe. Also- don’t make fun of Obama. It offends Detective Sabra Steele.
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